Oh good god.
So it's dinner time, and I decide to have a microwave veggie burrito, right? Right.
I obey the packaging instructions, which tell me to remove the tortilla-wrapped goodness from the plastic wrapper and re-wrap the thing in a paper towel. I do so. I microwave for 1 minute [or however long it told me to] and pull it out. Placing it on a plate, I unwrap it.
OH MY GOD IT'S A ZOMBIE!
Its insides spill out in a gooey mess of cheez. Veggies are covered in the sticky stuff, the tortilla-skin hardened in some sort of twisted mock-rigor mortis. I poke at the thing; I think it twitched.
After taking a bite [or four], I decide it's better for me to eat brains than this mutilated sack of guts.
So I do.